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housewife (on iTunes now!) music and lyrics by jay brannan directed by stewart hendler (thx stewart!!) album out july 1 online/july 15 physical CD (pre-order CD & check tour dates at jaybrannan.com) two bodies pressed together two boys are falling hard the smell of sweat and leather a kinky greeting card crazy about each other we both have fucked up pasts but when we are together we have a fucking blast [chorus:] i wanna be a housewife what's so wrong with that i wanna be a housewife, yeah and that's just where i'm at i'm making guacamole he's working on the car when he grills turkey burgers he knows i like them charred i like to wash the dishes i like to scrub the floors don't mind doing his laundry what are boyfriends for [chorus] i wanna have his baby i wanna wear his ring he drives me fuckin crazy i am his everything [chorus] i wanna be a housewife what's so wrong with that can't wait 'til he's in my life, yeah cuz we haven't met we haven't met yet... we haven't met yet... www.jaybrannan.com

this is the 2nd song i ever wrote

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A contest entry based on one of my favorite comics, The Goon.

housewife (on iTunes now!) music and lyrics by jay brannan directed by stewart hendler (thx stewart!!) album out july 1 online/july 15 physical CD (pre-order CD & check tour dates at jaybrannan.com) two bodies pressed together two boys are falling hard the smell of sweat and leather a kinky greeting card crazy about each other we both have fucked up pasts but when we are together we have a fucking blast [chorus:] i wanna be a housewife what's so wrong with that i wanna be a housewife, yeah and that's just where i'm at i'm making guacamole he's working on the car when he grills turkey burgers he knows i like them charred i like to wash the dishes i like to scrub the floors don't mind doing his laundry what are boyfriends for [chorus] i wanna have his baby i wanna wear his ring he drives me fuckin crazy i am his everything [chorus] i wanna be a housewife what's so wrong with that can't wait 'til he's in my life, yeah cuz we haven't met we haven't met yet... we haven't met yet... www.jaybrannan.com

I'm crazy.... Merry Christmas

11/24/08: The Milk star on playing, what is for him, an unusual part (Editor: Jon Groat, Camera: Jon Groat, Sarah Frank)

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria Parker has been talking about her latest film role.

**PLEASE RATE** The Sockovoric Monster is legendary monster/animal that lives in the washing machine, consuming socks for survival. Musical Score by ClayLavl Happy Halloween! www.youtube.com/clayLavl

Videoclip Housewife by Daan

The AP's Nicole Evatt gets a baking lesson from celebrity chef and reality TV Star Bethenny Frankel. Bethenny dishes on the cast of 'Real Housewives of New York City' while whipping up vegan cupcakes. (Oct. 3)

Laura Bush steals the show at the 2005 White House Correspondents' Dinner, upstaging President Bush as she admits to being a "desperate housewife." A bofo comic performance.

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jay brannan oficial video Housewife, from his first album Goddamned!!!

Daan Live (instrumental) @ Marktrock , aug.2007 , Leuven , Belgium

In Britain the sinking remains highly controversial. Critics say the attack escalated the conflict and destroyed hopes of a negotiated settlement under a Peruvian peace plan. But members of the Thatcher government have repeatedly defended the decision. Although it was discussed in Parliament and elsewhere, the most famous intervention was housewife Diana Gould's grilling of the Prime Minister on a BBC discussion show later in May 1982. Quoting compass bearings, Mrs Gould, of Cirencester, Gloucestershire, repeatedly asserted that the cruiser was sailing away from the exclusion zone rather than towards it and accused Mrs Thatcher of sabotaging any hopes of a negotiated settlement. Denying that the ship had been sailing away from the fleet, Mrs Thatcher accepted it was outside the exclusion zone. "But it was in an area which we had warned (about) at the end of April. We had given warnings that all ships in those areas, if they represented a danger to our ships, were vulnerable..." she said. "My duty was to look after our troops, our ships, our navy and my goodness me I lived with many, many anxious days and nights." In a polite but heated exchange, Mrs Gould repeatedly challenged Mrs Thatcher on the question of whether the ship was sailing away from the Falklands. Giving orders to sink the Belgrano when it was actually sailing away from our fleet was in effect sabotaging any possibility of any peace plan succeeding, she claimed. The encounter made Mrs Gould an overnight icon of the peace camp but reviled by others. Now in her 80s and still living in Cirencester, she has declined a series of requests from the media for interviews on the 25th anniversary, saying simply: "I stand by everything I said."

go here to watch more: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5758707951979682593 part 2: http://www.dailymotion.com/seriesfan00/video/xwbad_badhousewife-episode-1-part-2 Starring: Son Chang Min, Shin Ae Ra, Lee Young Yoo, Jo Yeon Woo

An exctract from 1958's movie "Mon Oncle" byt the famous french filmmaker Jacques Tati, where the lady of the house is wearing the most adorable green plastic housecoat

thank you sooo much to everyone who came to my shows in paris merci beaucoup especially to matthieu et guilain for making it possible for me to return to france (http://hedwigfrance.com - check them out) and to aurélien et philippe for translating the song and helping me with my pronunciation (which still sucks, but i did my best) jaybrannan.com femme au foyer deux corps serrés dans la nuit deux garçons amoureux 
l'odeur de sueur et de cuir un baiser langoureux 

 deux solitudes réunies et nos mains qui dérapent tous deux blessés par la vie entre nous, c'est l'éclate ! je serai sa femme au foyer et quel mal à ça ? 
je serai sa femme au foyer 
et c'est bien comme ça... je m'occupe du guacamole il répare la bagnole il est très bon cuisinier j'aime ses burgers crâmés ! 

 ca m'plaît de faire la vaisselle j'aime récurer les plats 
pas d'problème pour sa lessive un mec, ça sert à ça ! 

 je serai sa femme au foyer 
et quel mal à ça ? je serai sa femme au foyer et c'est bien comme ça... 

je veux porter son enfant 
il sera mon mari je l'aimerai passionnément je ferai tout pour lui 
 
je serai sa femme au foyer et quel mal à ça ? 
je serai sa femme au foyer 
et c'est bien comme ça... je serai sa femme au foyer 
et quel mal à ça ? quand va t'il arriver ? 
car je n' le connais pas...

 j'le connais pas... j'le connais pas...

A story about the perfect housewife... who happens to make plastic explosives in her kitchen. (The short version)

Glen Campbell performing "Dreams of Everyday Housewife"

Plantiffs are suing former friend for being assulted in their own home and damgages to the property, the defendant admits to the assult, part 1

SHeDAISY's video "God Bless The American Housewife"

This song was a big hit for Glen Campbell back in the early years of his long and fabulous career. The music and the lyrics are provided for entertainment and educational purposes only. Dreams Of The Everyday Housewife She looks in the mirror and stares at the wrinkles That weren't there yesterday And thinks of the young man that she almost married What would he think if he saw her this way? She picks up her apron in little girl-fashion As something comes into her mind Slowly starts dancing rememb'ring her girlhood And all of the boys she had waiting in line. Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife You see everywhere any time of the day An everyday housewife Who gave up the good life for me. The photograph album she takes from the closet And slowly turns the page And carefully picks up the crumbling flower The first one he gave her now withered today. She closes her eyes and touches the house dress That suddenly disappears And just for the moment she's wearing the gown That broke all their minds back so many years. Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife You see everywhere any time of the day An everyday housewife who gave up the good life for me. Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife You see everywhere any time of the day An everyday housewife who gave up the good life for me. Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife You see everywhere any time of the day. Video created Dec 24/2007 by MisterCanning.

Kim Zolciak from "Real Housewives of Atlanta" on The Bonnie Hunt Show. Aired November 26, 2008.